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Friday Funday

Friday Funday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

November 17, 2017


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it!

Beefy Thursday

Beefy Thursday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

November 16, 2017


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? “Where’s my Tractor?!”

Wednesday

Wednesday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

November 15, 2017


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone? He couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for!

Tuesday Bluesday

Tuesday Bluesday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

November 14, 2017


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic

Monday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

November 13, 2017


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Fishy Friday

Fishy Friday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

November 10, 2017


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAM!

Thursday Spursday

Thursday Spursday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

November 9, 2017


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

Hey Michael, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul, mom

It’s Wednesday My Dudes

It’s Wednesday My Dudes

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

November 8, 2017


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump very high

Tuesday Cruzday

Tuesday Cruzday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

November 7, 2017


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? He goes to the baaaaaaa baaaaaa shop!

MONDAY

MONDAY

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

November 6, 2017


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee!

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