The Tribe

  • Prom is 4/27

  • Grad Bash 4/20

  • Prom Packets Available in Main Office

Wednesday

Wednesday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

April 18, 2018


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink. ...

Tuesday

Tuesday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

April 17, 2018


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

Why does yogurt love going to art museums? Because he's cultured

Thursday

Thursday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

April 12, 2018


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them

Wednesday

Wednesday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

April 11, 2018


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

An extensive government study has revealed that the leading cause of cancer in laboratory rats is scientists

Tuesday

Tuesday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

April 10, 2018


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

You would think that taking a snail's shell off would make it faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish

Monday

Monday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

April 9, 2018


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

Where do orcas listen to music? The orca-stra!

Friday

Friday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

April 6, 2018


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

Where did the sheep go for vacation? The baaaahamas

Tuesday

Tuesday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

April 3, 2018


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

What is black, white, and red all over? A sunburnt penguin

Monday

Monday

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

April 2, 2018


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison? An escapea

TUESDAY

TUESDAY

Jordan Cruz, Staff Writer/Staff Comedian

March 28, 2018


Filed under Jordan's Joke of the Day

I COULDNT BELIEVE THAT THE HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT CALLED MY DAD A THIEF. BUT WHEN I GOT HOME, ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE

Santaluces High School
Jordan’s Joke of the Day