“Hello humans of Santaluces, I’m Ainsley Fiorito. I’m a really big fangirl, a geek, for those of you who need translation, and some of my more recent interests include Welcome to Night Vale, Hamilton, and Voltron: Legendary Defender. But these are just a few of many obsessions. Aside from fandoms, school and getting to college are very important to me. I hope to get into FAU. Also, I’ve been in karate since I was in kindergarten, and earned my first degree black belt at the beginning of last summer. Back to Night Vale: if you’re ever bored, or like friendly desert communities where nothing is ever as it seems, Night Vale is for you. You’ll especially love the Glow Cloud… ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD. ALL HAIL.”